WOOT!
I don't know whether to be more tickled that my team has won its second World Series IN MY LIFETIME, after I figured that we would have to wait another three generations for lightening to strike again.....
....or that Google has sent me an ad above for a "Meet Japanese Singles" dating site! What next? I hope I can facilitate some, ah....international intercourse.
So of course I ripped the goddamn earrings off my poor crusty ear lobes as soon as Smith struck out. But hey, they worked their magic. Christmas stockings, indeed!
Now I gotta go find the alcohol to clean my ear lobes before I die of sepsis.
....or that Google has sent me an ad above for a "Meet Japanese Singles" dating site! What next? I hope I can facilitate some, ah....international intercourse.
So of course I ripped the goddamn earrings off my poor crusty ear lobes as soon as Smith struck out. But hey, they worked their magic. Christmas stockings, indeed!
Now I gotta go find the alcohol to clean my ear lobes before I die of sepsis.


3 Comments:
When Papelbon struck out the last Rockies player, the first thought in my mind was...
"Well, L. gets to take off those earrings now."
I guess I'm not really a member of Red Sox Nation. :)
The ad for right now is for samurai sushi :D
No it isn't; it's for sump pumps.
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