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BIG SON: "Mom, what does sensual mean?"
ME: "Oh...um. Yes, well.... it means touching. It means touching that feels good."
BIG SON: "Huh?"
ME: "Uh.... where did you hear that word?"
BIG SON: "Like on TV, when they say a show is on at 8:00, or 7:00 sensual."
ME: "Oh! That`s 7:00 central. It`s what they call the time zone in the middle of the country."
BIG SON: "Okay." (Pause...) "What did you say, something about touching that feels good?"
ME: "Nevermind!!!! Hey, let`s watch Wendy Wu!!!"
ME: "Oh...um. Yes, well.... it means touching. It means touching that feels good."
BIG SON: "Huh?"
ME: "Uh.... where did you hear that word?"
BIG SON: "Like on TV, when they say a show is on at 8:00, or 7:00 sensual."
ME: "Oh! That`s 7:00 central. It`s what they call the time zone in the middle of the country."
BIG SON: "Okay." (Pause...) "What did you say, something about touching that feels good?"
ME: "Nevermind!!!! Hey, let`s watch Wendy Wu!!!"
posted by L. at 10:21 PM
6 Comments:
At least you answered what you thought was the question. I'd probably be consulting a dictionary.
W.V. has once again added a 27th letter to the alphabet. I typed in a bunch of garbage so I could get a second chance.
That's great!!! Kids are quick. :)
You forgot the oh-so-critical preparatory question: "Well, it depends on the context. Where did you hear it?"
Doh!
At least you answered the question as you heard it!
I STILL have a problem addressing Tampons with my son. He asks questions about pretty much EVERYTHING, and I've vowed to be honest with him. But Tampons? Crap. Still chicken shit.
Hahahaha, I love that. Kids are too freaking funny.
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